Beta Tester Field Manual
A satirical trading game where insider tips pump memecoins and the SEC is always listening. Install it, run through the checklist, tell us what's broken or boring.
Test the game directly in your browser — no installation needed.
Go to https://hood-robbin.vercel.app/
The game should load automatically.
To test how the game feels on mobile devices:
Five things we'd love you to verify (on whichever platform you're testing).
Does the FCOJ intro tip fire after your first trade?
Buy anything, wait ~4 seconds. You should get the crop report tip (a nod to Trading Places). If it doesn't fire, that's a bug.
Can you get the SEC to call you?
Accept tips, then buy big positions on tipped tickers (~$15–20k each). Keep going. You should get a warning notification first, then eventually a call asking you to come in.
Does the game end properly?
Three end screens to verify: hit $100k total portfolio (win screen), get busted by the SEC (prison screen), or get fined more than you're worth (bankruptcy).
Do insider tips keep coming?
After the intro, tips should arrive every 2–4 minutes. Accepting one should pump the ticker price, then a news story drops 30–60 seconds later pushing it higher.
Can you recover from a fine?
If the SEC fines you and your cash goes negative (red), can you sell holdings to get back in the green and keep playing? You should be able to.
Found a bug? Something feel off? Platform-specific issues (web vs iOS)?
Screenshots, crash reports, or "this felt weird" — all useful.